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Celtics Resign Big Baby

In Uncategorized on August 11, 2009 at 10:36 am

The Boston Celtics announced today that they are bringing back Glen “Big Baby” Davis after finalizing negotiations on a two-year, $6 million deal. Davis’ base salary will be $5 million a year and he can earn an extra $500,000 each season by meeting various weight clauses.

In related news, Boston Celtics owner Wyc Grousbeck just wrote himself a check for $500 grand, while local McDonalds franchises scrambled to increase their production of double cheeseburgers.

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